devotchka-:
johnwilkestooth:
devotchka-:
johnwilkestooth:
pork2k:
hasslethehoff:
devotchka-:
i want to dissect their eyes with my teeth, cut their ears off with a chainsaw, rip off their fingernails, burn what’s left of their fingers, soak them in alcohol, and then douse them in salt so they regret not reading while they had the chance.
books are the same amount of interesting and boring as anything else is
its not like just because it’s literature that it’s supposed to be better or something !!!!
What! You ignorant FOOL! Books are CLEARLY better because they are not TELELVISON IE THE OPIATE OF THE FAT-ASSES (GET IT I USED A LINE FROM A BOOK AND CHANGED IT TO SICK BURN STUPID PEOPLE). Books make you smart and better than everyone else even if they are bad UNLESS they are POPULAR books that POPULAR people like then they are dumb! BUT OTHERWISE BOOKS MAKE YOU COOLER THAN EVERYONE ELSE FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN I SAID SO.
whoa, fools.
i just got annoyed because i don’t know anyone who actually enjoys reading real books. no twilight, no uglies, no teenage memoirs~
i really haven’t met someone yet who enjoys jung, nietzsche, kafka, kerouac, burroughs, burgess, and hawking
books can be uninteresting, but to label all books as boring just because you’re a lazy ass and would rather tumble and play your xbox all day is fucking wrong- and there’s the perfect kind of book out there for everyone, so there’s really no reason to stereotype literature in the first place.
</rant v.2>
Labelling all of anything once thing or the other is the same is pathetic and tiresome, unless you are drunk or super awesome and like to mock things and make jokes about people being dumb.
i’m not sure what you mean…?
if you find what i posted offensive (i’m sorry, i couldn’t really understand, so if i’m wrong about how you feel, please forgive, i’m just confused by your spelling) i can honestly say that you don’t have to reply to it. i mean, this is my blog and i just get angry because most people ignore me and would rather talk how mad they are at their moms for waking them up with breakfast in bed (no exaggeration) i’m ranting here, for lack of social outreach.
What! How could you get mad at your mom waking you up with breakfast in bed! Breakfast is pretty sweet and so are beds and so are moms if you’re done being a douchebag teenager. Man. I wish my mom was around so she could give me breakfast in bed :(
goodbyesounds:
johnwilkestooth:
goodbyesounds:
copulationinasong:
his first, and only, words to me were “TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF” on entering his house
OH MY LORD. THIS HAPPENS TO ME EVERY 3 1/2 DAYS
Hah! You have sex often! This comes up very frequently in the things you sayyyy.
Hahahahaha. I’m drunk.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA. I’M DRUNK TOO. AND, ONCE I POINTED OUT EACH DUDE I SAW IN PUBLIC THAT I FUCKED. IT WAS EMBARRASSING. I THINK IT GOT TO THE TWNS. THIS TOWN IS TOO SMALL FOR A WHORE LIKE ME
Or you’re too BIG for a town like that. Get it? GAPING VAGINA!!!
devotchka-:
johnwilkestooth:
pork2k:
hasslethehoff:
devotchka-:
i want to dissect their eyes with my teeth, cut their ears off with a chainsaw, rip off their fingernails, burn what’s left of their fingers, soak them in alcohol, and then douse them in salt so they regret not reading while they had the chance.
books are the same amount of interesting and boring as anything else is
its not like just because it’s literature that it’s supposed to be better or something !!!!
What! You ignorant FOOL! Books are CLEARLY better because they are not TELELVISON IE THE OPIATE OF THE FAT-ASSES (GET IT I USED A LINE FROM A BOOK AND CHANGED IT TO SICK BURN STUPID PEOPLE). Books make you smart and better than everyone else even if they are bad UNLESS they are POPULAR books that POPULAR people like then they are dumb! BUT OTHERWISE BOOKS MAKE YOU COOLER THAN EVERYONE ELSE FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN I SAID SO.
whoa, fools.
i just got annoyed because i don’t know anyone who actually enjoys reading real books. no twilight, no uglies, no teenage memoirs~
i really haven’t met someone yet who enjoys jung, nietzsche, kafka, kerouac, burroughs, burgess, and hawking
books can be uninteresting, but to label all books as boring just because you’re a lazy ass and would rather tumble and play your xbox all day is fucking wrong- and there’s the perfect kind of book out there for everyone, so there’s really no reason to stereotype literature in the first place.
</rant v.2>
Labelling all of anything once thing or the other is the same is pathetic and tiresome, unless you are drunk or super awesome and like to mock things and make jokes about people being dumb.
goodbyesounds:
copulationinasong:
his first, and only, words to me were “TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF” on entering his house
OH MY LORD. THIS HAPPENS TO ME EVERY 3 1/2 DAYS
Hah! You have sex often! This comes up very frequently in the things you sayyyy.
Hahahahaha. I’m drunk.
pork2k:
my piano partner just decides to look at me and say my haircut makes me look like a boy and then run her hand through it and say i need to shave my neck
who says that
only me this happens to
Well maybe if you’d shave your neck every once in a while this wouldn’t keep happening COME ON!!!
