okay i guess im gonna go ride my bike to...
WEIRD.
Dec 17th
I HAVE AN AMERICAN FLAG BADGE ON MY...
opmuh: johnwilkestooth: opmuh: (via johnwilkestooth) question why you have a badge of the...
Dec 17th
Listen
The Unicorns - Do The Knife Fight
My new favorite song. If you think it sounds dumb check out the...
Dec 17th
pertoleum:
driftingthroughspacetime:
For Druv.
WHY...
Dec 17th
ex-genius:
Five Guys Tonight
MORE LIKE FIVE GUYS’...
Dec 17th
fucking tumblr.
pertoleum: johnwilkestooth: pertoleum: I go vegan by accident everyone starts posting...
Dec 17th
I HAVE AN AMERICAN FLAG BADGE ON MY...
opmuh: (via johnwilkestooth) question why you have a badge of the flag of the United States of...
Dec 17th
aseablackwithink:
Beck also compares himself to Howard Beale, the fictional anchorman from the...
Dec 17th
fucking tumblr.
pertoleum: I go vegan by accident everyone starts posting pictures of burgers and philly cheese...
Dec 17th
ex-genius:
24-year old Nicole Marty flipped off the cops...
Dec 17th
Listen
huskerdont:
clintisiceman:
delawareareyou:
Minor Threat - Guilty of Being White
I’M SORRY
...
Dec 17th
I HAVE AN AMERICAN FLAG BADGE ON MY...
Dec 17th
aBOUT TO GO DRINK WHISKEY WITH MY FRIEND...
wAS GONNA WEAR SNAKESKIN PANTS BUT DIDN’T WANT TO GET STABBED FOR LOOKING SUPER GAY.
Dec 17th
opmuh:
(via ohwell-ohwell)
this just made me think of...
Dec 17th
WHY DON'T I HAVE MY OWN SATELLITE RADIO...
rutherfordghayes: duderutherfordghayes: if you saw me right now
rutherfordghayes: i'd be like
rutherfordghayes: knock knock on your door
rutherfordghayes: and you'd be like
rutherfordghayes: oh hey i wonder who it is i bet it's that jake day character BECAUSE I AM SOMETIMES THOUGHT OF MORE OF AS A CHARACTER THAN A HUMAN BEING since he said he was coming over
rutherfordghayes: then you open the door
rutherfordghayes: then
rutherfordghayes: me
rutherfordghayes: STANDING THERE
rutherfordghayes: steel toe boots
rutherfordghayes: snakeskin pants
rutherfordghayes: boyscout shirt
rutherfordghayes: NASA baseball hat WITH ADJUSTABLE BACK STRAP
rutherfordghayes: BULLET. RING.
rutherfordghayes: I'm pretty sure it'd be over right there
rutherfordghayes: DON'T BE AFRAID, THERESA
rutherfordghayes: it would happen to anyone
rutherfordghayes: male OR fe-male
Girl: haha prooobably
rutherfordghayes: but mostlty
rutherfordghayes: to everyone
rutherfordghayes: probably actually more to du8des
rutherfordghayes: BUT IT'D TOTALLY HAPPEN TO HOT CHICKS TOO COME ON
rutherfordghayes: i'm....i'm not gay
rutherfordghayes: hahaha
rutherfordghayes: yeah
Girl: i mean
Girl: snakeskin pants!
rutherfordghayes: BEER SLIDES OFF OF THEM
rutherfordghayes: KNOW WHY?
rutherfordghayes: SNAKESKIN!
rutherfordghayes: MADE OF DEAD SNAKES!
rutherfordghayes: IF THEY WERE LIVE SNAKES IT WOULDN'T WORK AS WELL BECAUSE HOW COULD I WEAR LIVE SNAKES THAT'S JUST DUMB!
rutherfordghayes: just wearing them makes me feel like more of a man. someone killed a shitload of little animals to make em and probably njust threw away every other part of the animal. that's so fucking hardcore. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.
rutherfordghayes: DO I KNOW!?
rutherfordghayes: NO!
rutherfordghayes: BUT
rutherfordghayes: FUCK!
rutherfordghayes: snakeskin pants are SWEET.
Dec 17th
My dad just gave me $20 and a 26 of...
pussycrippler: Because apparently he got both as a tip and he doesn’t take tips. Well, I know...
Dec 16th
SNAKESKIN PANTS AND A BOYSCOUT SHIRT!
castratingcutie: johnwilkestooth I AM SO BONEABLE RIGHT NOW IT’S RIDICULOUS!!! I am reverse...
Dec 16th
SNAKESKIN PANTS AND A BOYSCOUT SHIRT!
I AM SO BONEABLE RIGHT NOW IT’S RIDICULOUS!!!
Dec 16th
FUCK you "NEW YORK" and your faggy...
triphop: (via johnwilkestooth) 2 WORDS: MARYLAND CRABCAKES ONE WORD AND A CONTRACTION. ...
Dec 16th
ex-genius:
kurttastic:
abbibaker:
ex-genius:
Gunshot...
Dec 16th
I'm being suffocated by the fatty angst.
doomriver: elengberg: (via doomriver) I’m being suffocated by the bony ignorance that is your...
Dec 16th
I wish I could fit into my snakeskin...
DAMNIT!
Dec 16th
Unless I can convince a girl to cut my...
FUCK.
Dec 16th
rutherfordghayes: ok fuck this whiskey and scissors time!
Dec 16th
FUCK you "NEW YORK" and your faggy...
Dec 16th
WHY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS TALK TO ME BECAUSE...
rutherfordghayes: lemme knowrutherfordghayes: when you're finished
rutherfordghayes: also
rutherfordghayes: you may be too sick
rutherfordghayes: i may be too drunk?
rutherfordghayes: RACE FOR THE PRIZE (REMIX)
rutherfordghayes: just, you know, don't go WAITIN FOR SUPERMAN too long
rutherfordghayes: because THIS HERE GIRAFFE might not be able to make it
Girl: yeah if so we can like play left 4 dead or something i don't know
rutherfordghayes: yeah, but i hope i'm good because if not EVIL WILL PREVAIL
rutherfordghayes: and if not we can always watch a GODZILLA FLICK
Girl: ha alright
rutherfordghayes: and if not we could always make it RAIN(ING) BABIES
rutherfordghayes: make the babies fall so hard that THE CEILING IS BENDIN
Girl: hahaha
rutherfordghayes: and no matter how much you hate finals you should always LOVE YER BRAIN
rutherfordghayes: even if you start FEELING YOURSELF DISINTEGRATE
Girl: noooo
rutherfordghayes: as a result of your SLOW NERVE ACTION
rutherfordghayes: but somtimes all i want to do is be RIDING TO WORK IN THE YEAR 2025
rutherfordghayes: you know, just CHEWIN THE APPLE OF YOUR EYE
rutherfordghayes: because when i'm WITH YOU i feel like maybe there might be a KILLER ON THE RADIO on MY OWN PLANET and the only thing i can think of doing with you is just TALKIN BOUT THE SMILING DEATHPORN IMMORTALITY BLUES and how i wish you'd HIT ME LIKE YOU DID THE FIRST TIME we met
rutherfordghayes: then my friends will tell me that SHE IS DEATH and really EVERYTHING'S EXPLODIN in my life and my time on earth is really just ONE MILLION BILLIONTH OF A MILLISECOND ON A SUNDAY MORNING
rutherfordghayes: and that no matter how sad i get you CAN'T STOP THE SPRING
rutherfordghayes: then when finally you STAND IN LINE to get a shot from KIM'S WATERMELON GUN for your CHROME PLATED SUICIDE you can take a ride in that GOLDEN HEARSE and really
rutherfordghayes: finally
rutherfordghayes: you'll feel like JESUS SHOOTIN HEROIN
rutherfordghayes: OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO FUCKING EPICCCCCCCCCCCCCC
FLAMING LIPS!!!!
Dec 16th
suesylvester-:
im watching inglorious basterds.
and theres subtitles
wtf
i wish i knew french
...
Dec 16th
BLOOD TYPE A, BLOOD TYPE B, DOESN'T...
Dec 16th
dogganghappened:
PHILLY!!!!
Yeah, whattup?
Dec 16th
sarahptor:
alackofcolour:sarahptor:
rob knox ;_;
I...
Dec 16th
When I got IN the shower it was light...
Dec 16th
So American Dad got a shit load better,...
Dec 16th
deepdownsouth:
mothmilk:
deepdownsouth:
i hope i get left behind in the rapture so i can sit...
Dec 16th
bathroomwindow:
Some of the most beautiful things are...
Dec 16th
Things I've learned from life:
When someone says they have a boyfriend or are married it matters for shit.
Dec 16th
opmuh:
spacecataz:
ex-genius:
shorterexcerpts:
...
Dec 16th
I AM DRUNK AT 7:41 ON A TUESDAY
chuffedlittlemuffin: Holiday party. Holla. WOW WAY TO BE A PUSSY AND THINK THAT THAT’S...
Dec 16th
THE GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO REGULATE...
triphop: FINALLY AS MUCH AS I LIKE THIS FUCK THE GOVERNMENT FOR TELLING PEOPLE WHAT TO DO! FUCK...
Dec 16th
“FUCK OLD PEOPLE! FUCK EM! THAT’S THE ONLY REASON...”
— Jason Ellis
— Jason Ellis
Dec 16th
Every semester, I tell my students that...
minou: And every semester, I am confounded by the math of “dropping the lowest quiz grade.” Stop...
Dec 16th
Go outside. Get naked. Stand tall.
It’s so fucking lame that it’s so fucking liberating. Why, SOCIETY, have you held me...
Dec 16th
Ok fuck yeah this picture. viaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dec 16th
hi, i love being irresponsible and cute
mutantcalories: imsoselfish: life is fun. word up HERE HERE MOTHERFUCKERS.
Dec 16th
patttriccccc:
mariecriedwolf:
(via kidparty)
...
Dec 16th
(via mutantcalories)
underage chicks are adorable REBLOG
Dec 16th
The fact that I am still alive is proof...
Dec 16th
apparently I made a bet with my mom and...
pertoleum: johnwilkestooth: pertoleum: johnwilkestooth: perfectsituation: ...
Dec 16th
apparently I made a bet with my mom and...
pertoleum: johnwilkestooth: perfectsituation: johnwilkestooth: pertoleum: what the fuck. ...
Dec 16th
apparently I made a bet with my mom and...
perfectsituation: johnwilkestooth: pertoleum: what the fuck. haha you suck, bro! i’d lose...
Dec 16th
-hymendestroyer:
i’ve only had one boyfriend in my life
...
Dec 16th
apparently I made a bet with my mom and...
pertoleum: what the fuck. haha you suck, bro!
Dec 16th
-hymendestroyer:
worb:
Well, you could skip town. But then...
Dec 15th
hot things about boys.
seaniegiiirl: johnwilkestooth: CHICKS: ONLY CARE ABOUT LOOKS. i dont know what kind of...
Dec 15th
MAN I FUCKING CAN'T WAIT TO EAT THIS...
IM GONNA BE SO PISSED WHEN I MOVE OUT OF PHILLY AND CAN NEVER EVER EVER FIND ANY FOOD AS GOOD AS...
Dec 15th
hot things about boys.
seaniegiiirl: johnwilkestooth: karenmejia: trinnasdfghjkl: seaniegiiirl: don’t ask why i’m...
Dec 15th
hasslethehoff:
(via archofroses)
SELL OUTS.
Dec 15th
OH I GET IT. IT'S 6.42 ON THE EAST COAST...
jhnbrssndn: Lightweights. PUSSIES. I’VE BEEN HOME SINCE 430 AND BEEN DRINKIN SINCE 4.
Dec 15th
hot things about boys.
the-mu: johnwilkestooth: karenmejia: trinnasdfghjkl: seaniegiiirl: don’t ask why i’m...
Dec 15th
YOU GUYS BORE ME! I NEED MORE THINGS TO...
huskerdont: johnwilkestooth: huskerdont: johnwilkestooth: huskerdont: johnwilkestooth: ...
Dec 15th
5 MILLION PEOPLE DIE EVERY YEAR...IN THE...
karenmejia: johnwilkestooth: SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME KEEP LOOKING FUCKING COOL SUCKING ON...
Dec 15th
5 MILLION PEOPLE DIE EVERY YEAR...IN THE...
perfectsituation: johnwilkestooth: SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME KEEP LOOKING FUCKING COOL...
Dec 15th
hot things about boys.
karenmejia: trinnasdfghjkl: seaniegiiirl: don’t ask why i’m making a list. feel free to reblog...
Dec 15th
5 MILLION PEOPLE DIE EVERY YEAR...IN THE...
SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME KEEP LOOKING FUCKING COOL SUCKING ON MY MINI-COCKS WHILE I PRETEND TO...
Dec 15th
YOU GUYS BORE ME! I NEED MORE THINGS TO...
huskerdont: johnwilkestooth: huskerdont: johnwilkestooth: huskerdont: johnwilkestooth: ...
Dec 15th
YOU GUYS BORE ME! I NEED MORE THINGS TO...
yeahiwasintheshit: (via johnwilkestooth) tiger woods wife, for being such a bitch YOU’RE...
Dec 15th
YOU GUYS BORE ME! I NEED MORE THINGS TO...
huskerdont: johnwilkestooth: huskerdont: johnwilkestooth: perfectsituation: ...
Dec 15th
“I’ve never wanted to go fuck someone after watching...”
— Jason Ellis
— Jason Ellis
Dec 15th
perfectsituation:
ohwell-ohwell:
taylorloryn:
Kevin...
Dec 15th
YOU GUYS BORE ME! I NEED MORE THINGS TO...
huskerdont: johnwilkestooth: perfectsituation: johnwilkestooth: perfectsituation: (via...
Dec 15th
YOU GUYS BORE ME! I NEED MORE THINGS TO...
ohsusquehanna: johnwilkestooth: triphop: (via johnwilkestooth) PHYSICS ...
Dec 15th
pussycrippler:
fuckyeahzelda:
zamuroparlotero:
Lo que...
Dec 15th
YOU GUYS BORE ME! I NEED MORE THINGS TO...
triphop: (via johnwilkestooth) PHYSICS agggggggggggggggggggh!!! IT KEEPS GETTING HARDER!!! ...
Dec 15th
(via fuckyeahprettygirls)
I TOTALLY CALLED THAT SHE WAS...
Dec 15th
YOU GUYS BORE ME! I NEED MORE THINGS TO...
perfectsituation: johnwilkestooth: perfectsituation: (via johnwilkestooth) STANLEY KUBRICK. I...
Dec 15th
YOU GUYS BORE ME! I NEED MORE THINGS TO...
pertoleum: johnwilkestooth: perfectsituation: (via johnwilkestooth) STANLEY KUBRICK. I JUST...
Dec 15th
YOU GUYS BORE ME! I NEED MORE THINGS TO...
perfectsituation: (via johnwilkestooth) STANLEY KUBRICK. I JUST KEEP ON COMING. JEW. TOO...
Dec 15th
YOU GUYS BORE ME! I NEED MORE THINGS TO...
Dec 15th
86400:
annahinks:
Has anyone else ever seen this movie? ...
Dec 15th
WHY GENGHIS KHAN IS A TOTAL PUSSY!
chloejane: johnwilkestooth: GENGHIS KHAN CONQUERED MORE OF THE KNOWN WORLD AT THE TIME THAN ANY...
Dec 15th
WHY GENGHIS KHAN IS A TOTAL PUSSY!
GENGHIS KHAN CONQUERED MORE OF THE KNOWN WORLD AT THE TIME THAN ANY OTHER HUMAN BEING EVER HAS. ...
Dec 15th
I am now drunk. I will now talk shit on...
perfectsituation: johnwilkestooth: triphop: johnwilkestooth: triphop: johnwilkestooth: ...
Dec 15th
(via hasslethehoff)
CHARLES MANSON: IN MY TOP 5 PERSONAL...
Dec 15th
I am now drunk. I will now talk shit on...
triphop: johnwilkestooth: triphop: johnwilkestooth: triphop: (via johnwilkestooth) ...
Dec 15th
I am now drunk. I will now talk shit on...
opmuh: johnwilkestooth: triphop: johnwilkestooth: triphop: (via johnwilkestooth) ...
Dec 15th
IS SAYING KIKE AND HEEB SUPER BAD?
CAUSE I ACTUALLY GET PISSED WHEN WHITE PEOPLE SAY THE N WORD AND THINK IT’S OKAY TO SAY IT,...
Dec 15th
I am now drunk. I will now talk shit on...
triphop: johnwilkestooth: triphop: (via johnwilkestooth) YOURSELF 0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o...
Dec 15th
I am now drunk. I will now talk shit on...
nigelnopants: (via johnwilkestooth) UFOs and extra terrestrial life?!?!?!?!? IF YOU’RE SO...
Dec 15th
I am now drunk. I will now talk shit on...
triphop: (via johnwilkestooth) YOURSELF 0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o CONFLICT I ALMOST ADDED AN...
Dec 15th
I am now drunk. I will now talk shit on...
adrianathepansy: (via johnwilkestooth) Jeff Rosenstock DO IT FAGGOT WAY TO FUCKING BE SO...
Dec 15th
IS IT REALLY ONLY 5:42 PM!? ARE YOU...
I CAN DRINK SO MUCH MORE!!!
Dec 15th
Well, then I'll grant you one chance....
(via thelasthomerecording) WELL GIVE THE ONES WHO DON’T WANT TO EAT WHISKEY AND THEN BOOM. ...
Dec 15th
I am now drunk. I will now talk shit on...
thelighthouseisanaccident: (via johnwilkestooth) SANTA CLAUSE SANTA CLAUSE IS FUCKING WEIRD. ...
Dec 15th
yeahiwasintheshit:
i dont believe it
(via joehoe)
BUT...
Dec 15th
I am now drunk. I will now talk shit on...
opmuh: (via johnwilkestooth) the beatles Wow, are you kidding me? That’s way too fucking...
Dec 15th
patttriccccc:
mugsss:
fumettimarvel:
catechista:
...
Dec 15th
I am now drunk. I will now talk shit on...
Dec 15th
ex-genius:
oh dear god.
Totally boneable.
Dec 15th
dontcookbilly:
muppetpants:
dontcookbilly:
...
Dec 15th
ellefxckingyes:
donkadonk:
cocoshaynel:
...
Dec 15th
kinochestvo:
dontcookbilly:
honeybadgerz:
(via...
Dec 15th
studentloansforbeermoney:
brendangerous:
...
Dec 15th
huskerdont:
kinochestvo:
brendangerous:
emcum:
...
Dec 15th
huskerdont:
johnwilkestooth:
huskerdont:
...
Dec 15th
huskerdont:
dontcookbilly:
johnwilkestooth:
...
Dec 15th
dontcookbilly:
johnwilkestooth:
veruca-salt:
...
Dec 15th
dontcookbilly:
johnwilkestooth:
...
Dec 15th
opmuh:
johnwilkestooth:
benholley:
pic unrelated.
...
Dec 15th
A faggot or fagot is a bundle of sticks...
huskerdont: johnwilkestooth: huskerdont: johnwilkestooth: growingup: It derives from the...
Dec 15th
Howard Dean: “Kill The Senate Bill”
Dec 15th
veruca-salt:
dontcookbilly:
veronicathenoseylady:
This...
Dec 15th
huskerdont:
johnwilkestooth:
HAIL TO THE MOTHERLAND!!!
...
Dec 15th
A faggot or fagot is a bundle of sticks...
huskerdont: johnwilkestooth: growingup: It derives from the Old French fagot and the Italian...
Dec 15th
A faggot or fagot is a bundle of sticks...
growingup: It derives from the Old French fagot and the Italian diminutive fagotto. It...
Dec 15th
deepdownsouth:
(via teenagejesus)
2nd fav baby spice was...
Dec 15th
studentloansforbeermoney:
thememegeneration:
Metallica,...
Dec 15th
triphop:
WORE A BUTTON 2DAY
hahahahaha you look so angry...
Dec 15th
HAIL TO THE MOTHERLAND!!!
Dec 15th
benholley:
pic unrelated.
Pic so fucking related. SO...
Dec 15th
Listen
gunstreetgirl:
In a sad attempt to redeem myself after showing how dumb I can be, I’m posting...
Dec 15th
Guys, I am going to kill myself.
growingup: huntingofthesnark: Things I am leaving to people: To Laurie-Anne, I’m leaving...
Dec 15th
WOW my hair's greasy. I should get a...
Dec 15th
Whenever I read invalid like THAT FACT...
Dec 15th
WHY IS EVERYONE RAGGING ON ME FOR...
opmuh: MONDAY NIGHT DRUNKENESS IS LEGIT. PEOPLE CARE ABOUT WHICH DAYS OF THE WEEK PEOPEL DRINK...
Dec 15th
“James Cameron Almost Died Making THE ABYSS...”
— MMonFilm I almost died...
— MMonFilm I almost died...
Dec 15th
I'm gonna get shot for saying this...
werethewildthingsare: johnwilkestooth: werethewildthingsare: rocdiesel: I’ve never listened...
Dec 15th
FUCK I'M PRETTY DRUNK.
(via opmuh) CONGRATS ON FINALLY HAVING YOUR BALLS DROP AND BEING A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 15th
I'm gonna get shot for saying this...
werethewildthingsare: rocdiesel: I’ve never listened to The Beatles…… *loses followers ...
Dec 15th
I just found this playlist on my iTunes...
The King of Carrot Flowers Pt. One - Neutral Milk Hotel Reunited - Wu-Tang Clan Amish Paradise -...
Dec 15th
brendangerous:
johnwilkestooth:
brendangerous:
...
Dec 15th
NO BUT SERIOUSLY
pertoleum: FUCK YOU PHILLY I DON’T GIVE A SHIT IF IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY THERE WAY TO COMPLETELY FUCK...
Dec 15th
brendangerous:
johnwilkestooth:
(via sarahptor)
FUCK...
Dec 15th
how the fuck do you lose 7-1 to a hockey...
pertoleum: nice job islanders Well, you answered your own question. YOU BE THE ISLANDERS.
Dec 15th
OH HAI ME IN THE MIDDLE AND TWO OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE EVER...
Dec 15th
(via sarahptor)
FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 15th
Watch
ferdowsi:
Bitches Ain’t Shit (Acapella)
Win.
White people taking any enjoyment out of rap...
Dec 15th
Henchman 21: Semper Fidelis Tyrannosaurus
Dr. Henry Killinger: It is Semper Hic Tyrannus. You said "Always faithful terrible lizard"
Henchman 21: I did? Cool!
I STILL NEED TO GET MY "SIC SEMPER TYRANNOSAURUS REX" TATTOO!!!
Dr. Henry Killinger: It is Semper Hic Tyrannus. You said "Always faithful terrible lizard"
Henchman 21: I did? Cool!
I STILL NEED TO GET MY "SIC SEMPER TYRANNOSAURUS REX" TATTOO!!!
Dec 15th
(via benholley)
GENIUS!!!
Dec 15th
veronicathenoseylady:
Legs magee ovah here
DO YOU GUYS...
Dec 15th
studentloansforbeermoney:
i let m/y gf play w ith my...
Dec 15th
It amazes me how the girls in school...
neverendingwar: First it was just something to joke about, but these girls and guys are just so...
Dec 15th
whip-smart:
I am so geigh because I like Love Actually.
...
Dec 15th
thatgirlwithepiercing:
johnwilkestooth:
...
Dec 15th
“Do muslims make good ice cream? Then no, they’re not...”
— Jason Ellis
— Jason Ellis
Dec 15th
synecdoche:
downtownsasquatch:
that extra is the best...
Dec 15th
Jason Ellis (an australian), Tully (a...
Ellis: Why are the Jews always starting fucking wars!? Tully: Cause they don’t have a home! ...
Dec 15th
culturedscene:
ihatemyparents:
fashionofthechrist:
...
Dec 15th
Watch
IT’S THE BESSSSSSST DAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY EVVVVVVVVVVVERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
(BESSST DAAAAAY...
Dec 15th
milacakesss:
hopelessromance:
goodbyeastronaut:
...
Dec 15th
I've been awake for about 40 minutes and...
Dec 14th
View from the Comcast Center.
Pretttttyyyyyy.
Dec 14th
Eminem name checks comcast cable.
DOPE.
Dec 14th
HEAVEN HILL WHISKEY! I HAVE IT! IS IT...
Gonna get wasted with some freshman from UArts wednesday night and try to drink so much I...
Dec 14th
Listen
pertoleum:
fyadultswim:
Hesh’s Birthday Song - MC Chris
PUT A SMILE ON, IT’S YOUR...
Dec 14th
cosmicfriend:
Way to rub it in, SNL and dude from Twilight...
Dec 14th
THE HOT CHICK WHO LIVES IN THE APARTMENT...
TOO BAD THAT SONG SUCKS.
Dec 14th
castratingcutie:
Hi.
You’re hot.
In a hatefuck sort of...
Dec 14th
wildcraw:
ronniebruce:
Redman | Alexandra Matzke
...
Dec 14th
My dream in life is to be tumblr famous
livetoinfinity: titanics: I want to go to a show and have someone come up to me and be like “omg...
Dec 14th
I JUST SMOKED A MARB RED IN A MARLBORO...
Dec 14th
Listen
THIS SONG WILL ALWAYS MAKE ME HAPPY AND EXCITED ABOUT LIVING NO MATTER WHAT NO MATTER ANYTHING NO...
Dec 14th
SNOOP D-OH-DOUBLE-G CALLED EMINEM THE...
TOO BAD I’M THE GREAT WHITE HOPE. ALSO I HATE THAT CALLING YOURSELF “THE GREAT WHITE...
Dec 14th
BUD DWYER, KING OF PENNSYLVANIA.
I NEED A TATTOO OF THIS.
Dec 14th
MENTALLY ILL FROM AMMITTYYYYYVILLLE..
Dec 14th
studentloansforbeermoney:
exspectator:
ryanragsdale:
...
Dec 14th
A 26 YEAR OLD SKINNY CARTMAN.
Dec 14th
HAHAHAHAHA I JUST GOT AN EMAIL FROM MY...
Jacob, Yes, this email is in error. You did graduate. Sorry for any inconvenience that this may...
Dec 14th
werethewildthingsare:
toxicramblings:
lovetazshia:
...
Dec 14th
rocketrocket:
johnwilkestooth:
werethewildthingsare:
...
Dec 14th
I MURDER A RHYME ONE WORD A TIME YOU...
Dec 14th
ROBOT CHICKEN REALLY JUST ISN'T VERY...
Dec 14th
werethewildthingsare:
johnwilkestooth:
(via...
Dec 14th
I GOT TIPPED TODAY IN 3.69 CASH AND A...
FUCK. YESSSSSS.
Dec 14th
(via ryanbutland)
HAHA MORE LIKE ABERCROMBIE AND FUCKING...
Dec 14th
“Falling in love with your best friend is the worst thing...”
— niinaa (via ohheyitspaulene)...
— niinaa (via ohheyitspaulene)...
Dec 14th
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fyadultswim:
Broodwich (via beermangary)
“Where’s the bacon?”
“There are no swine evil enough to...
Dec 14th
asholay:
i am a leo.
AUGUST 2ND, MOTHERFUCKER.
Dec 14th
(via fyadultswim)
THIS SHOW AND I ARE BESTIES!!
Dec 14th
THe subject of death seems to be...
culturedscene: So I shall share a particular case that has still left me impacted. His name was...
Dec 14th
We get it, you are single
werethewildthingsare: johnwilkestooth: werethewildthingsare: johnwilkestooth: ...
Dec 14th
We get it, you are single
werethewildthingsare: johnwilkestooth: werethewildthingsare: johnwilkestooth: (via...
Dec 14th
(via fyadultswim)
THE BIRDMAN IS KING
Dec 14th
We get it, you are single
werethewildthingsare: johnwilkestooth: (via werethewildthingsare) HAHA SICK BURN! SICKER BURN...
Dec 14th
We get it, you are single
(via werethewildthingsare) HAHA SICK BURN! SICKER BURN IS THAT THEY CARE!!!
Dec 14th
Today at work I talked to a crazy...
I said that to him. He grunted and nodded and laughed then told me for 5 minutes in a rambling...
Dec 14th
milacakesss:
johnwilkestooth:
dakotaa:
(via...
Dec 14th
dakotaa:
(via endtrails)
i HATED this movie. so...
Dec 14th
SHE BEAT ME OVER THE HEAD WITH THE...
ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THAT’S NOT GENIUS!?
Dec 14th
MR DRE MR NWA MR STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON...
I LOVE WHEN HE MOCKS DRE FOR BEING THE HUGE FAGGOT PUSSY THAT HE IS!!!
Dec 14th
synecdoche:
(via brendangerous)
i need an afro and a...
Dec 14th
Aight, hold up hold up! STOP THE BEAT A...
studentloansforbeermoney: (via johnwilkestooth) Imagining that you typed this out frightens and...
Dec 14th
I HATE WHEN I REMEMBER HOW GOOD EMINEM...
Dec 14th
Aight, hold up hold up! STOP THE BEAT A...
Dec 14th
fuckyeahprettygirls:
http://synystersam.tumblr.com
...
Dec 13th
Watch
(via leahwinchester)
I LOVE YOU BUT I HATE YOU!
IT’S CRAZY HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU! WE COULD...
Dec 13th
huskerdont:
johnwilkestooth:
asholay:
i’ve posted this...
Dec 13th
asholay:
i’ve posted this before; and i still love it ;)
...
Dec 13th
boggle:
...
Dec 13th
I'm one hot tranny away from being gay.
Dec 13th
ex-genius:
The latin on this patch roughly translates to...
Dec 13th
For a time between The Chronic 2001 and...
Dec 13th
deepdownsouth:
johnwilkestooth:
leahwinchester:
(via...
Dec 13th
leahwinchester:
(via uppereastside)
DATZ MAH FURVURITE...
Dec 13th
pandyland:
(via flickflickflicker)
MURDER MURDER...
Dec 13th
What makes someone "plus size?" Society...
werethewildthingsare: blackstuddedlove: educated-connoisseur: eatthebears: (via...
Dec 13th
Ok the more I listen to Daniel Johnston...
People who try to be weird are never quite as good as the people they wish they were.
Dec 13th
PILOT!
I feel like my mixtape for you should just be Daniel Johnston’s “Aint No Woman Gonna...
Dec 13th
Am I the only one who still listens to...
kelseymcardle: (via johnwilkestooth) I guess you didn’t see my song of the day today! I GUESS I...
Dec 13th
Am I the only one who still listens to...
Dec 13th
SOOOOOOO LONNNNG, BITCH YOU DID ME...
Dec 13th
Sometimes I feel low so I listen to...
And I remember why I love being a Man.
Dec 13th
ex-genius:
Firearm Safety.
I live in Philly and I MISS...
Dec 13th
DIANE YOU'RE SUCH A LITTLE EVIL CHILD!!!
Dec 13th
T.V. show ideas
ex-genius: johnwilkestooth: ex-genius: johnwilkestooth: huskerdont: Since I guess dumb...
Dec 13th
This is the wikipedia picture for “Rivers...
Dec 13th
dontcookbilly:
delawareareyou:
i have a new AIM, it’s...
Dec 13th
No one worth talking to is on Aim
(via werethewildthingsare) That’s what YOU think!
Dec 13th
T.V. show ideas
ex-genius: johnwilkestooth: huskerdont: Since I guess dumb chicks getting a face full of fist...
Dec 13th
wearing a blue snuggie, no makeup on
bathroomwindow: u wunna date me right makeup’s for faggots or like the two chicks i like...
Dec 13th
T.V. show ideas
huskerdont: Since I guess dumb chicks getting a face full of fist seems to be popular, Here are...
Dec 13th
RIVERS CUOMO I HAT EHWEN I LISTEN TO...
seanshazam: meysell: (via johnwilkestooth) yes i mean everything from the 2nd half of maladroit...
Dec 13th
Taking a shot every time I finish a...
tiiinahoff: FINALS! MOR ELIKE TAKE A SHOT EVERYTIME YOU DONT’ FINISH A PARAGRAPH!
Dec 13th
Watch
matt-t:
Weezer - El Scorcho
STOP MAKING ME CRY ABOUT HOW MUCH I AM CAPABLE OF LOVING.
Dec 13th
THERE IS NO CONTENT ON TUMBLR. MY MIND...
Dec 13th
fuckyeahfirstgenpokemon:
(via fuckyeah4chan)
WOW this...
Dec 13th
RIVERS CUOMO I HAT EHWEN I LISTEN TO...
Dec 13th
DOES ANYONE HAVE THE PINKERTON DEMOS!? ...
Dec 13th
synecdoche:
I AM DRINKING BECAUSE I AM SO DEPRESSED ANDREW...
Dec 13th
bathroomwindow:
deadashistory:
Not too sure how many...
Dec 13th
REASONS WHY I LOVE DANNY OH SLASH HATE...
rutherfordghayes: ARE YOU SAYING THE RHCP ARE BETTER THAN OP IVY, MINOR THREAT, PIXIES, SONIC YOUTH, AND DANIEL JOHNSTON!?!??!?!condawgie33: fuck yes i am
rutherfordghayes: I HONESTLY FUCKING HATE YOU RIGHT NOW
Dec 13th
I DONT WANT TO DESTROY YOUR TANK TOP! ...
Dec 13th
AS I WALK AWAY!!!!!!!!
Dec 13th
I KNOW I'M A WHORE, A WHORE IN MY BED, A...
Oh me, baby, goddamn, I am, I can, sing and, hear me, know me. IF YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS I LOVE YOU...
Dec 13th
The best part about Fight Club besides...
Dec 13th
HEY!
boggle: gunstreetgirl: (via johnwilkestooth) Been tryinn’ to meet you! Must be a devil...
Dec 13th
I AM UN. CHIEN. ANDALOUSIA!!!
I STARTING SAYING “SLICIN UP EYEBALLS I WANT YOU TO KNOW!” AT THIS KID AT WORK AND HE...
Dec 13th
HEY!
gunstreetgirl: (via johnwilkestooth) Been tryinn’ to meet you! YOU ARE FUCKING AWESOME!!!
Dec 13th
HEY!
Dec 13th
redemptionscry:
veinsofhistory:
yeahcities:
London,...
Dec 13th
THIS CAME OUT 20 YEARS AGO!!! THIS HAS BEEN FUCKING...
Dec 13th
I USED TO BE A RENAISSANCE MAN!!!
Then I got way too drunk!
Dec 13th
veronicathenoseylady:
Train creep! Metro north’s most...
Dec 13th
WHERE THE CASSSSSH AT, WHERE THE...
Dec 13th
I BEEN ROBBIN MOTHERFUCKERS SINCE THE...
BEST BIGGIE SONG EVER FUCK. ALSO HE’S BETTER THAN TUPAC. ALSO WUTANG IS BETTER THAN BOTH.
Dec 13th
kinochestvo:
tenshaobe:
kinochestvo:
tenshaobe:
...
Dec 12th
bathroomwindow:
i love the smell of pine!
REBLOG IF YOU...
Dec 12th
WHY IS THAT MYSTERIOUS TOUGH-MAN MAKING KISSY FACES AT...
Dec 12th
Listen
pertoleum:
lydiagallant:
YEAH! Ska Dance || ORESKABAND
WHO DOESN’T LOVE ADORABLE ALL GIRL SKA...
Dec 12th
“You don’t need a license to drive a...
Dec 12th
kinochestvo:
synecdoche:
hey guys remember that time i...
Dec 12th
Woah! So I'm back home in Philly.
And, as fucking surprised as I was, I got on my bike to go home and I was like FUCK. I missed you,...
Dec 12th
EVERCLEAR AND COFFEE!!!
Dec 11th
HEY GUYS LIKE MY NEW HAT!?
Dec 11th
synecdoche:
veruca-salt:
goddamnitsweetheart:
...
Dec 11th
f yeah breakfast
kelmitchell: synecdoche: so i just got out of bed and went downstairs and my mom has already...
Dec 11th
Mark Ritts dies at 63; played Lester the lab...
Dec 11th
deepdownsouth:
IM SO COLD AND ITS 7:15 AM ANDI WENT TO BED AT 4 WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS...
Dec 11th
lol aw
growingup: The other day on Last.FM on the Muse - Fairfax, VA concert page, I put that I was...
Dec 11th
sistermarymartha:
Shut yo mouth
Septaaaaa
Dec 11th
Michigan Senate OKs smoking ban for...
Dec 11th
Being on buses makes me remember that yes, you are antsy and hyperactive. Fuck the lincoln tunnel....
Dec 10th
Hangin out in the bus bathroom cause it’s more comfortable than than my seat.
Dec 9th
ALL THATS IN MY BACKPACK IS A BOTTLE OF EVERCLEAR, FIVE PACKS OF MARB REDS, AND 8 PBRS! WHY CANT YOU...
Dec 9th
Ok I'm out see you in 3 days. Or...
Dec 9th
Russian Science Does It Again
Dec 9th
OK TIME TO LAY IN BED AND WATCH HARVEY...
Dec 9th
brendangerous:
“I can’t wait for this to be over so I can...
Dec 9th
brendangerous:
“I can’t wait for this to be over so I can...
Dec 9th
kelmitchell:
rymay27:
mightyflynn:
(via...
Dec 9th
ellefxckingyes:
mbiscuits:
(via sisizzle)
MY ORIGINAL...
Dec 9th
benholley:
(via janitoroflunacy)
WOW i hate you.
Dec 9th
perfectsituation:
johnwilkestooth:
MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!
...
Dec 9th
raptoravatar:
clintisiceman:
huskerdont:
(via...
Dec 9th
MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 9th
The Link To Every Original Pokemon Episode
Dec 9th
The Link To Every Dragonball /Z/GT Episode
Dec 9th
opmuh:
johnwilkestooth:
chloejane:
...
Dec 9th
Woman gives up right to marry on ebay
Dec 9th
chloejane:
...
Dec 9th
OK FINE POWER HOUR #2 SUCK A DICK!!!!!!
kelmitchell: johnwilkestooth: Public Enemy - Don’t Believe the Hype Ghostface Killah - Cheche...
Dec 9th
ailan:
sufferbus:
Oh my word, how do I buy this now?
...
Dec 9th
livetoinfinity:
(via:beccaisme)
Hahahahaha FUCKING...
Dec 9th
The AP is reporting that Senate Dems...
hammerito: Fuck. OBAMA ACCOMPLISHES NOTHING BUT BEING G-DUBZ…….YET AGAIN!!!
Dec 9th
(via himynameiscarl)
HP LOVECRAFT = GOD
Dec 9th
alybee:
johnwilkestooth:
Being excited about shit is my...
Dec 9th
i've always liked green day though
(via hymendestroyer) too bad green day has sucked thw eholw time.
Dec 9th
during the summer i skipped a green day...
hymendestroyer: i even came over the night before to bake a cake with her for her birthday i was...
Dec 9th
My BAC = .661
WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. GOOD RTHING I HAVENT TRIED TO WALK SINCE I STARRTTED...
Dec 9th
AND IF I AM INDEED 160 POUNDS THAT MEANS...
Dec 9th
You MOTHER FUCKERS! One day. ONE DAY I...
pandyland: johnwilkestooth: pandyland: johnwilkestooth: HOLY SHIT I AM REALLY DRUNK AND HAVE...
Dec 9th
OK SO I'VE BEEN DRINKING A SHOT OF BEER...
Dec 9th
theangryprojectionist:
johnwilkestooth:
...
Dec 9th
HOLY SHIT IM WAY TOO DRUNK TO EVEN LIVE...
Dec 9th
triphop:
PHYSICS IS A DICK
HAHHAHAHAHA HAHA PHSYCICS RULESSSSSSSSSSSS
Dec 9th
drwhat:
johnwilkestooth:
drwhat:
This is what Tin Man...
Dec 9th
As the World Turns was canceled whaaaat
alexandra-ewing: More evidence I am a show-killer: I started watching this four months ago and now...
Dec 9th
theangryprojectionist:
johnwilkestooth:
triphop:
...
Dec 9th
MY ONLY THREE PERSONAL HEROES SINCE...
benholley: johnwilkestooth: benholley: johnwilkestooth: Genghis Khan (Temujin) My Dad...
Dec 9th
theangryprojectionist:
johnwilkestooth:
(via powernegi)
...
Dec 9th
We are 138.
(via pandyland) WE ARE 138!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 9th
yeahiwasintheshit:
mrrrpitiful:(via pertoleum)
very...
Dec 9th